Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Boozy Dozen, It's Like Happy Hour In Your Mouth, Mardi Gras Party Starter, Written by Porfessional Comedy Writers 12 cookies, Red

Description

Description 12 sinfully delicious fortune cookies, each with its own hilarious and slightly twisted message. No promises of riches, romance or adventure here -- just twisted and outrageous predictions that will leave everyone laughing! Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Fortune Cookies. 12 unique fortunes in every bag. No repeat jokes, ever. Jokes written by Professional Comedy Writers. Most of our bags are intended for a mature audience, however, the Sassy Dozen is safe for all ages.

Features

• IRREVERENTLY FUNNY: The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! Miss Fortunes is the funny fortune cookie that satisfies your sweet tooth but never sugarcoats your destiny. Devilishly red, you know from the moment you open Miss Fortunes, trouble is brewing. No promises of riches, romance or adventure here -- just twisted and outrageous predictions that will leave everyone laughing!
• WRITTEN BY PROFESSIONAL COMEDY WRITERS.: Cheeky messages that are sure to provoke conversation, and quite possibly fisticuffs
• NO REPEATS GUARANTEED: 12 original jokes in each bag
• INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would be kinda gross
• 100 VEGAN: Not like those other cookies that are full of meat
• MADE IN INDIANAPOLIS: The fortune cookie capital of central Indiana
• WRITTEN BY PROFESSIONAL COMEDY WRITERS