Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Boozy Dozen, It's Like Happy Hour In Your Mouth! A Great Gift or Party Starter, Written by Professional Comedy Writers Bag of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies

Description

Description The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! Miss Fortunes is the funny fortune cooky that satisfies your sweet tooth but never sugarcoats your destiny. Devilishly red, you know from the moment you open Miss Fortunes, trouble is brewing. No promises of riches, romance or adventure here -- just twisted and outrageous predictions that will leave everyone laughing!

Features

• IRREVERENTLY FUNNY: The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! Miss Fortunes is the funny fortune cookie that satisfies your sweet tooth but never sugarcoats your destiny. Devilishly red, you know from the moment you open Miss Fortunes, trouble is brewing. No promises of riches, romance or adventure here -- just twisted and outrageous predictions that will leave everyone laughing!
• THE PERFECT ADULT PARTY STARTER: Cheeky messages that are sure to provoke conversation, and quite possibly fisticuffs
• NEVER THE SAME BAG TWICE: Always 12 original jokes in each bag. No repeats guaranteed!
• INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would be kinda gross
• 100 VEGAN: Not like those other cookies that are full of meat
• MADE IN INDIANAPOLIS: The fortune cookie capital of central Indiana