The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Einstein Relatively Strong Breath Mints - 1 Tin, Net Wt .4oz (12g)

Description

In Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity, he describes gravity as a geometric property of space and time, commonly referred to as spacetime. This is not to be confused with dining, which is a combination of meals and time, commonly known as mealtime. Now, lunchtime and dinnertime can sometimes have an adverse impact on one's breath, making it difficult to have a goodtime and leading to a lot of alonetime. And that's where Einstein's Relatively Strong Mints come in. After mealtime, snacktime, or anytime, eat one or two of these tasty mints and your breath will be fresh in notime. Before you know it, you'll be having a goodtime and looking forward to bedtime.

Features

• In Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity, he describes gravity as a geometric property of space and time, commonly referred to as spacetime.
• This is not to be confused with dining, which is a combination of meals and time, commonly known as mealtime. After mealtime, snacktime, or anytime, eat one or two of these tasty mints and your breath will be fresh in notime.
• Contains 1 tin of sugarfree breathmints. No aspertame. Kosher, sugarless and gluten free.
• Each reusable metal tin is 1 3/4 x 1 3/4 x 3/4 inches.
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