Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Unlucky Dozen, For Those Who Have Been Finger'd By Fate! Written by Professional Comedy Writers Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Green Fortune Cookies

Description

Description 12 sinister and cynical green fortune cookies, each with its own hilarious and slightly twisted message. No promises of riches, romance or adventure here -- just gloomy and outrageous predictions that will leave everyone laughing!

Features

• IRREVERENTLY FUNNY: The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! No promises of riches or romance -- just outrageous and twisted predictions that will leave everyone laughing
• A GREAT ADULT PARTY STARTER: Get your gathering off to an outrageous start with messages that are sure to provoke conversation, and quite possibly fisticuffs
• NO REPEAT MESSAGES GUARANTEED: If you find two of the same joke in the same bag, we will let you fire a random employee of your choice
• 100 VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat
• INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would just be kinda gross
• PROUDLY MADE IN INDIANAPOLIS: The fortune cookie capital of Central Indiana